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October 14, 2009

yo b

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what conclusion can we make about u.s. aggression?

“The Yankees are a wonderful people – wonderful! Where ever they go, they make improvements. If they were to emigrate in large numbers to hell itself they would irrigate it, plant trees and flower gardens build reservoirs and fountains and make everything beautiful and pleasant, so that by the time we get there, we can sit at a marble-top table and eat ice cream.” *

Halliburton is the only company with the experience and size to handle the reconstruction of Hell, and I’m sure Dick Cheney has taken trips there to set it all in motion.

*Don Mariano Vallejo to Abraham Lincoln, speaking about how much had changed since the Americans forced Californios off their haciendas and took “Alto California” from Mexico. It is not known if he was a big fan off that progress.

(I picked up a discarded library book, “California, Where the Twain Did Meet,” and pulled that quote out.)

October 13, 2009

sorry I’m late…

dreams

October 10, 2009

more iphone fun

a picture of Chirag’s eyes in front of Sophia’s face at Mandalay, a Burmese restaurant down the road.

My eyes in front of Andrew.

October 9, 2009

asterix mask

photo posted from my iPhone

Sean came by for craft nite with an extra t shirt. Laying on the table, he placed his head down on it and traced around his noggin. Then he cut along the marks. Finally he sewed the two pieces together and that’s how this mask was made.

portrait of the artist as a junk man

photo posted from my iPhone

Some of us start dumpster diving before we’re able to figure how to get in the darn things.

mind control

photo posted from my iPhone

October 8, 2009

doug’s latest movie, part one

October 6, 2009

new hamp vamps

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These are the screw tooth vampires, evolved from the need to bore into hardwood to access the sap.

but it doesn’t smell like twinkies

photo posted from my iPhone

I’ve had this bar of Twinkie soap since I was probably 9 years old, but I’ve decided to throw it away. It’s kinda melty and the package is brittle and if you take a picture it lasts longer. So I’ve taken a picture of something I held onto for about thirty years. Now it’s okay to let go.

Just finished reading Twilight, the teen vampire novel, now a movie. A coven of them live in the Pacific Northwest and feed on Grizzly Bear and mountain lion blood. Which reminds me of another part of my childhood – when I discovered a coven of maple sugar sucking vampires in the Northern Kingdom of Vermont. They had gone totally vegetarian and subsisted off the sap of trees.

October 3, 2009

midnite at walgreens

photo posted from my iPhone

I got down into the heart of the city last night and it was three in the morning and Market street was empty save for an eighteen wheeler backed up on the curb and this loading ramp snaking out of the trailer into the store. Sometimes the weirdest thing is pretty.

October 1, 2009

halloween fast aproaches….

photo posted from my iPhone

Is this actually a “Jew ‘fro” wig?

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