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July 4, 2009

$90 bloody gin mary

photo posted from my iPhone
We spent that much buying the ingredients (45 bucks on Tanqueray) and they came out pretty bad. Cheaper to drink at the bar.
Unrelated: is there anything to read in heaven? And for Muslims, they got 40 virgins. But do they remain virgins? Because that sounds like hell.

5 Comments

  1. …and are those virgins women?

    Comment by tom — July 4, 2009 @ 5:15 pm

  2. You guys just rocked the middle east. How many suicide bombers cursed themselves just before they exploded for not asking these questions up front? How’d all those virgins get up there to begin with? Are they slaughtering kids in Pakistan to make sure there’s plenty of hymen (or colon) up there for the martyrs?

    Comment by Lyle_s — July 4, 2009 @ 8:16 pm

  3. Also, if a bloody Mary with Tequila is a Bloody Maria, what’s the wordplay for gin? Bloody Maeve? (I looked up Irish names and Maeve means ‘intoxicating’. Seemed to be the best fit.)

    Comment by Lyle_s — July 4, 2009 @ 8:20 pm

  4. ok, wrong country on the Gin. More of an English thing.

    Comment by Lyle_S — July 5, 2009 @ 8:28 am

  5. Bloody bastard? Bleedin’ Mary? I don’t know

    Comment by Rolston — July 6, 2009 @ 9:19 am

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