quadruple dutch
photo posted from my iPhone
So the Dutch girls arrived yesterday. Steve sent them out from Massachusetts. They’ll be staying for four days. I took them immediately to The Lexington bar. It’s hard to know where to take four college girls from Amsterdam when your idea of a good time includes a trip to the dump and throwing rocks at street signs. The Lexington, a lesbian bar, was packed out the door since it was Pride weekend. They aren’t lesbians so it wasn’t so much fun for them. I’ll never be a tour guide.
“What do you call ‘going dutch’ in the Netherlands?” I asked.
“Splitting the bill,” she said with a withering tone.
“Do you know what Double Dutch means?” I asked, not catching on that this was racist and offensive.
“When the man wears a condom even though the girl is on the pill,” she said.
It was news to me. We googled it. She’s right.
those girls are staying with you? geeeeeeezum , looks like trouble
Comment by rodger — June 30, 2009 @ 2:22 am
Looks like they really know how to put it away, too. Did you stock up on medicinal marijuana?
Comment by Lyle_s — June 30, 2009 @ 6:11 am
steve “sent” them to you?! what is wrong with that man?
Comment by mims — June 30, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
Hope there isn’t an international incident by the end of this!
Comment by Jim R — July 1, 2009 @ 5:36 pm