My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

May 19, 2009

10 Comments

1. Put your wrist in hot water and wash with soap, the bruise should go away

   Comment by poopies — May 19, 2009 @ 5:30 pm

2. wait ,,,where were those arms when was defending you, against your Hardly Ableson enemies

   Comment by poopies — May 19, 2009 @ 5:31 pm

3. Arnica will help, Rolston. Head down to Rainbow. What the hell, man?

   Taken from Health911.com:
   To alleviate dark, swollen bruises, apply a gel containing Arnica every three hours to encourage healing. Or, apply a tincture or cream to the affected area. Arnica traditionally has been used for muscle aches, sprains and bruises. The gel should improve the swelling, stiffness and discoloration. Some people have a reaction to arnica, so if your skin becomes red, itchy or inflamed, discontinue use.

   Comment by jb — May 19, 2009 @ 7:00 pm

4. an old friend of ours used to boil an egg hard, let it cool, split it in half, stick a quarter into the yolk and rub it (yolk and quarter side)around on the bruise.

   sounded crazy to me too.

   and i never really saw any difference, but she swore by it. so i went along.

   Comment by don lawn — May 20, 2009 @ 8:07 am

5. Weird, the arm of a lean machine combined with the bruise of a fat, anemic person. You musta whacked it pretty hard? Hard to imagine how you create the momentum with your upper arm to get that result. Did you fall off of something?

   Comment by Lyle_s — May 20, 2009 @ 10:40 am

6. the wagon.

   Comment by don lawn — May 20, 2009 @ 9:07 pm

7. You don’t believe it’s from flexing? Truth is, I got tackled in my own kitchen by a man with pony tails. I can’t be sure but I think i fell backwards into the door frame with my arm out, holding him off. It was a good party.

   Comment by Rolston — May 21, 2009 @ 1:06 pm

8. Can you have more than one pony tail?

   Comment by Lyle_s — May 22, 2009 @ 6:30 am

9. i think he meant braids.

   Comment by donny laundry — May 23, 2009 @ 7:44 am

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