My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

I can’t wait to go to bed! I should be under the covers right now. I’m gonna buy a truck tomorrow! It has shiny chrome hubcaps and a cassette deck. It’s a 1998 Chevy 3500 with a twelve foot box on the back.
I also got a new computer, but can’t get the keyboard to type words. That’s a problem. But who has time to work on that stuff when the weather is so nice? And plus I should be in bed. Tomorrow’s a big day. I drive across the Bay Bridge and head north for forty minutes because my new truck is sleeping in a garage there. I wonder if it’s a boy or a girl? Sometimes I forget what I am and so I check my undies. What do I check on a truck? I think they don’t have a sex. But you can tell after awhile if it’s a he or she.
So I’m going to bed now. I’m tired. Tired of being a boy.