My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

Notice the ten speed, an obvious clue someone who lost their license for drunk driving showed up and got too drunk to ride his bicycle home. He slept in the woodshed. The neighbors called the police after a few bricks of Black Cat firecrackers were thrown wholesale into the fire burning in the grill. SFFD showed up quickly and put an end to the need for wood splitting competitions. My neighbors won’t look me in the eye today.

A keg of Miller high life, aka hi-li. Or, The Life. It is the life. Burnt hot dogs tucked among the high weeds. Nothing like a short notice house party. Maybe I’ll have one next year too.