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January 14, 2009

free sand in brisbane

photo posted from my iPhone
This is the heartbreak of junk hauling. Perfectly good sand, but where do I store it? Who needs it right now? Where do I sell it? Instead, it gets thrown in a dumpster.

8 Comments

  1. Can’t you just hide it on the beach and retrieve it when you actually need it?

    Comment by Lyle_S — January 14, 2009 @ 5:53 pm

  2. need some this morning i got stuck in Kittery Point for two hours, I can’t remember when I was so fucking mad, lost control of my control,,,,,,,,,,,,easy on the pics, ya killin my pristine reputation

    Comment by poopies — January 14, 2009 @ 6:43 pm

  3. I take it you got stuck in ice…I started to get mad today because the credit card machine was down at the gas station. I wanted to punch the kid behind the register. I realize how lazy I am. I expect everything to go right and happen fast.

    Comment by Rolston — January 14, 2009 @ 7:21 pm

  4. I got mad because, with wind chill it’s -40F in Milwaukee today. I’m mad that I ever moved here.

    Comment by Lyle_S — January 15, 2009 @ 6:49 am

  5. The sand idea was a good one. Moving to Milwaukee not so good. I ended up taking the sand home. Really. It’s piled in the back yard. I possibly have a problem. Pack ratting.

    Comment by Rolston — January 16, 2009 @ 12:01 pm

  6. I believe you’ve just created what is called a Zen garden. You just need to rake it a bit.

    My daughter has been picking through our kitchen garbage lately. Any words of wisdom?

    Comment by Lyle_S — January 16, 2009 @ 3:48 pm

  7. ha hhahahahhahha hahah ha

    Comment by poopies — January 18, 2009 @ 5:22 pm

  8. I would hide some quarters in there so she associates garbage with treasure early on.

    Comment by Rolston — January 19, 2009 @ 1:22 pm

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