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January 12, 2009

bone-in

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This is a penis bone.

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6 Comments

  1. Ducks and Geese also have a penis bone, they are the only birds to actually have a penis. All other birds just have a hole that the poop, pee and copulate with…….

    Comment by al — January 13, 2009 @ 6:25 am

  2. More on duck penises. Male Ducks actually ejaculate a “plug” that ensures that the female cannot copulate with another male until the first male’s semen have done the deed; cock-blocking isn’t only a human phenomenon. I guess I retained some information from college.

    Comment by millar — January 13, 2009 @ 9:35 am

  3. Ohh, and foxes have a barbed penis the shreds the females’ vagina so that it temporarily scabs closed. Men are assholes.

    Comment by millar — January 13, 2009 @ 9:41 am

  4. this post is just enough to tamp down some of the sweetness you revealed about life and relationships in that last post about the letter. yes, show us a filleted fox weenie so we don’t think you’re what the weenie bone goes into.
    booty!

    Comment by hungry hungry hipster — January 13, 2009 @ 10:58 am

  5. It’s called a baculum, most mammals have them.
    A birds/reptiles poo/pee/fuck hole is called a cloaca, which a small group of mammals called monotremes also have.
    I also heard that rich old geezers get a plastic baculum surgicaly implanted when their john thomas stops workin’ correctly.
    There is a duck in Argentina with a cock twice it’s body length.
    Many mammals and some snakes have double or bifurcated members.
    Don’t ask me how I know this shit.

    Comment by Poll — January 13, 2009 @ 1:52 pm

  6. the hungry hipster doesn’t want me to embrace the duality of life….

    Comment by Rolston — January 16, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

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