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December 3, 2008

the little cinder


from La Cenicienta, a Spanish version pop up book about Cinderella

Cinderella. Her sister wants to marry the prince so she cuts off her heel in order to fit in the shoe. The prince discovers the fraud. It is the little feet of the the child who empties out the fireplace that fit the shoe. And so girls learn the importance of small feet when finding a husband. They learn the sex appeal of glass slippers. I caught that revelation in “Who Are You, Polly Maggoo.”

And as I cruised wikipedia, I noticed this jump rope song:

Cinderella dressed in yellow, went upstairs to kiss her fellow, made a mistake she kissed a snake, how many doctors will it take? 1, 2, 3

which sounds a lot like Young MC’s line, “Dressed in yellow, she says ‘Hello’, come sit next to me fine fellow.”

But what’s that matter? At least things rhyme with yellow. How many stories have we lost because we can’t rhyme with orange? There’s a lot of talk about Obama getting rid of Daylight Savings Time and doing some other things to make our lives better. How about inventing some words that can get orange into a jump rope song, Prez?

i like shoes too


I’ve been kicking this jingle around in my head for a while. Still don’t have music for it, so enjoy a story a capella. Just click the button to start and stop it. It has an adult theme.

December 2, 2008

how many californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

That’s a funny joke. I’m trying to figure out where this photo is taken. On the back the stamp from the processor says Ohio, 1971. But is that where the photo is? Here’s another from the album. I left it upside down because it looks cool. Anyone recognize the building?

December 1, 2008

i have too many loves

all around me men were finding love
in bullets they died from
in fights they bled in
in bones they broke
in hate they spewed
in racism they snarled
in fast cars crushed around steetlamp poles
in cases of beer and LSD
in music
there was love everywhere
except between men and women
– Jimmy Santiago Baca

this is a weird laundramat

photo posted from my iPhone

Blogging isn’t easy. I’ve spent three hours trying to get my printer to send an image to photoshop. But FUCK IT, I’m going to bed defeated.

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