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December 29, 2008

a product of vacationland


Mr. Hawkins sent along a little taste of New England. Thank ye.

11 Comments

  1. Forgive this California girl’s question, but is there a difference between the East Coast maple syrups? Vermont, Maine, New York… Wiki doesn’t go into detail on the differences. Are there any differences?

    Comment by jb — December 30, 2008 @ 7:05 am

  2. Lyle??

    Comment by poopies — December 30, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

  3. It’s like Maine lobster. Maine is on dry land and lobster live in the ocean, so there’s no difference between maine and new hampshire lobster. Or Mass lobster. Maine has a marketing campaign that makes people think Maine maple syrup is better. I don’t think the trees in Somersworth are any less equipped to tap than those across the border in Berwick. What do you think Lyle? and why is poopies asking you that?

    Comment by Rolston — December 30, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

  4. My personal experience is that Vermont maple syrup is the best for dipping your balls in during foreplay as it’s the least viscous of the northeast maple syrups. This is largely because of the chemical reactions caused in the sap by Vermonters constantly pissing at the base of their maple trees. Vermont has the least indoor plumbing of the New England states. As far as taste, I don’t care for maple syrup (or balls) so I wouldn’t know.

    Maine gets special kudos for using paint thinner cans to package their syrup. Did you know that turpentine is made using a very similar process to making maple syrup? Turpentine comes from pine trees and is distilled as opposed to syrup, which is reduced. Other than that, same process.

    Comment by Lyle_S — December 31, 2008 @ 7:14 am

  5. Thankyou lyle, if you ever want to excellerate dry time with spar varnish on your balls, i would suggest lacquer thinner, as it evaporates much faster than turpentine, see you in 2012 if i don’t drink tonight, and end up with vomit,urine and boogers all over me, it will have been a year with out the booze, i wonder if i should celebrate ?

    Comment by poopies — December 31, 2008 @ 10:52 am

  6. Oh. Now I see why you asked Lyle! Did you make it a year without vomitting urine all over your boogers, bro?

    Comment by Rolston — January 2, 2009 @ 12:43 am

  7. yessim i did, lookin like i like it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lyle, ever heard of ableton.? gearbox line 6 interface pretty fun, lick your chops a bit

    Comment by poopies — January 2, 2009 @ 6:13 pm

  8. Looks pretty powerful but I’m not jumping into the recording hobby until I can relearn how to play worth a damn and the software is available as a service over the web so I can start my ideal virtual band with members from India, Belarus and Gonic.

    I bought a guitar slide and have been using this site for free tips: http://www.gibson.com/en-us/Lifestyle/Lessons/. This guy Arlen Roth is a great resource.

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