calculator
when we were kids we weren’t allowed to touch my dad’s calculator because it was so expensive. It sat on his desk in his den, a brown plastic rectangle no bigger than a slice of pie. The numbers added up in red and it amazed me that by typing 9009 and holding it upside down it said “boob”. Technology was sexy, even in the late seventies.
If you type in 773440 it says Oh hell and the nice lady in the funny hat and black dress beats the living snot outta you with a gym shoe.
Do it a second time, show it to Dave Ward and Johnny French and they march you down to the nice man wearing a black frock and he’ll thrash you within an inch of your life with a thin strip of bamboo.
Calculators and catholics don’t mix !
Comment by Poll — September 27, 2008 @ 3:24 pm