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December 21, 2007

this is a medical procedure

I want to warn you, you are about to see photographic evidence of a post-op tranny. That means, last night in a bar, a man showed me how he became a woman. It’s not that expensive if you can get to Thailand he told me. She told.

Her name is Billy and she smelled like a busy hooker who hadn’t bathed by the way. But she was really good at pool. We all have our quirks.

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12 Comments

  1. nice.

    Comment by sea n — December 21, 2007 @ 8:43 am

  2. That picture really plays tricks on my brain. I’m glad you alluded to her/his?lack of hygiene. It made it easier for me to look away and retain some semblance of my masculinity. How deep do you have to dig down for the footing of a retaining wall in order to keep it’s structural integrity?

    Comment by jos(h) — December 21, 2007 @ 9:54 am

  3. There’s something I never thought I would see in my lifetime. I hope to god this is the first time I have!

    Comment by Lyle_s — December 21, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

  4. how can you look away, josh? it’s….incredible.

    and i would go down at least 30 inches.

    Comment by sea n — December 21, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

  5. Rolston, I hope you’re feeling particularly inspired over the next few days, to the point that you push this post off your site’s main page. I’ve seen it and now I’d like to move on…

    Comment by Lyle_s — December 21, 2007 @ 6:01 pm

  6. Lyle, I hadn’t read your comment, but you can see i felt the same way. She was so clearly still a man, it didn’t matter that she had lost her penis. Probably the most confused person I’ve run into in San Francisco. She was six foot two, big man hands, just nothing feminine about her.

    Josh, I thought the question was philosphical, in regards to the wall. Like how deeply can we explore the meaning of being human before we lose our humanity. But if not, what are you retaining? How much weight will it support? What material will the wall be? A fence post is a foot and a half in the ground and that just has to hold the fence up. So sean’s right, go deep.

    Comment by Rolston — December 22, 2007 @ 11:28 am

  7. this inspires too many comments so, here is the list:

    1. how much did you pay for that experience? clearly that didn’t happen at the pool table.

    2. damn, i am torn. part feels like it’s explotation to have that on here and the other part feels like as an owner of a real vagina, why in the hell would you pay to have one installed if you weren’t going to give it the care it deserves?

    3. a good stiff one is great, i guess your friend wanted to know what it was like from the other side…

    4. that’s a lot of physical pain to endure to be a ho.

    5. besides, the person looks so much like a man that all he really cut off is his family.

    6. that person’s behavior gives a shitty name to every tranny around.

    7.anybody flashing their goods in public obviously has no home training.

    8.the expression is a lady in the street and a freak in the bed. not the bar toilet.

    9. if we as a country continue to outsource work, what will happen to us?

    10. does it loose suction? cause, that don’t look like a dyson.

    Comment by girl with the glass eye — December 22, 2007 @ 1:11 pm

  8. 11. loose lips, sink ships i believe you once said.

    Comment by girl with the glass eye — December 22, 2007 @ 1:13 pm

  9. People that build things are proud to show them off. She built her whole body.

    Comment by Rolston — December 22, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

  10. nobody commented on her rape whistle she kept blowing…

    Comment by Rolston — December 22, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

  11. saw the rape whistle and again, i’m gonna say i think this person does and blows anything for the fun of it….not a lot of math to do there.

    did the stink finger…i mean linger?

    Comment by girl with the glass eye — December 22, 2007 @ 4:57 pm

  12. that’s it, i’m banned from this site.

    Comment by girl with the glass eye — December 22, 2007 @ 5:00 pm

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