my robot is pregnant
A woman at the bar was telling her friend she was graduating college and will be making $25 an hour drawing. So I pulled out $25 and asked her to draw me whatever came to mind when she heard the phrase (now immortal) “my robot is pregnant”. She took the money and said she’d email it to me. That was five months ago and I never heard a thing, so I tried to stop giving strangers money after that.
Then last night I got this image in my mail box. I can go back to giving strangers money.
nice work but, it took too long,you should ask for some of that money back. and if you want to give away money, give it to your friends.
Comment by the girl with the glass eye — December 18, 2007 @ 7:23 pm
She never told me when it would be done, so I’m not mad. Besides, she probably worked for more than an hour on that, so I owe her some more cheese.
Comment by Rolston — December 18, 2007 @ 8:49 pm
I’ve never felt sexually attracted to a robot before now. I’d have paid $250 gladly for the 2-D image and maybe $2500 for a 3-D version of that wet and lonely pregnant robot slut that I could spend a little quality alone time with. The way her proud belly juts out, those curly toes. . . . Hard to type with my left hand. . . .
Comment by matt — December 19, 2007 @ 2:36 am