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December 5, 2007

run run rudolph

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Here I go, running a red light on Mission street. That’s gonna cost $400.

10 Comments

  1. Jesus fool! what have I been telling you? You drive like a madman and it’s goona cost you.
    I could have used that money!

    Comment by Doug — December 5, 2007 @ 11:34 am

  2. Nice! It’s almost like you were looking straight into the camera and taunting them. Way to go sport!

    Comment by J Landry — December 5, 2007 @ 1:47 pm

  3. how many hours of work does that equal and, if you include the cost of the fuel tht you spent rippin’ up the street?

    Comment by bunsy — December 5, 2007 @ 2:26 pm

  4. $400 for real? Holy crap! I’d shave the mustache and claim it was somebody else.

    Comment by Lyle_s — December 5, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

  5. This is a school crossing over by the old folks home. 400 dollars is nothing compared to the sense of freedom found in doing whatever makes life easier for me. If only that camera recorded sound…my horn, the screams…

    Comment by Rolston — December 6, 2007 @ 8:02 am

  6. Only one thing you can do to honor such fine surveillance documentation. Keep going, man. Massive Crime Spree. A beautiful picture of you and your pickup deserves national recognition.

    Comment by jos(h) — December 6, 2007 @ 9:53 am

  7. Claim a fire truck was approaching in the other direction and you were forced to run the light to get out of the way. Have your day in court. Get it reduced!
    I can’t see the light in the pictures. IS it actually red? Who is that guy sitting next to you? Some runaway from the Tenderloin you were going home to take pictures of?

    Actual Speed: 28 Speed Limit: 25

    Yellow Time: 3.5 Red Time: 0.4

    say it would have been unsafe to stop, since you were speeding at the time.

    Comment by oggy — December 6, 2007 @ 3:31 pm

  8. I
    m down with oggy, fuck them and take em to court. You might as well use those tax dollars. If you need an advisor I can be flown in for consultations.

    Comment by al — December 6, 2007 @ 5:20 pm

  9. Asian coolie hats–not only fashionable, but practical for concealment too. Hard to fit one to the bumper, tho’

    Comment by Nick — December 6, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

  10. Hey! You should stay home. All that driving is bad for you. Take the time to write something with a begining a middle and an end. Ciao.

    Comment by Dante — January 12, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

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