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August 11, 2007

Bedbug Song

Here’s a little song about bedbugs.

I got bedbugs
in my bedroom
sleepin’ in my bed

I’m in the kitchen
with my guitar
wishin’ they were dead

the computer
told me
they chase CO2

I’m breathing
when I’m sleeping
there’s nothing I can do

I’m boiling
and freezing
everything I own

hoping
and praying
in 2 weeks they’ll be gone

that’s when the eggs
in the cycle
will commence to start hatchin’

then I’ll be
right back
to itchin’ and a’ scratchin’

the bed bugs
in my bedroom
that are livin’ in my bed

1 Comment

  1. [...] This little song, courtesy of Jon Rolston’s blog My Robot Is Pregnant, and entitled “Bedbug Song,” reminds me of a bit of the Violent Femmes. [...]

    Pingback by A new song about bed bugs | bedbugger — August 12, 2007 @ 5:11 pm

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