Cafe Gratitude, Raw Food Review
“The hippies were giving me a headache. I found myself wondering if maybe our waitress should be wearing protective hair nets under her armpits while serving raw food.
The names of everything annoyed me. Just give me some coffee dammit. I’m not courageous, I’m just a hungry and bitchy. Stop trying to make me say nice things to myself. I will later, when I’m drunk and on pills.”
That review came from yelp! about Cafe Gratitude, a raw food/vegan joint. And when I say joint, I mean it pharmaceutically.
I had the I AM CHEERFUL Burger. (Every entree is an affirmation.) The burger was not meat, but as is described on the menu:
Sprouted pumpkin seed and walnut burger served on a sweet onion sunflower bread
with lettuce, sliced tomato, onion, house made catsup, cucumber pickles and sprouts.
It was delicious. The servers all run around dancing and hugging each other and telling you you are special and beautiful. Places like this make me glad to live in a city.
