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April 1, 2007

Thanks Half A Million Gram!

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A while back my friend threw a silver and gold party, and with the help of my grandmother, I won the contest! Here I am with the runner up, who would have won, but for two factors.

1. She has on hardly any gold
2. No boy judges.

This suit was sewn together by my Gram, as mentioned, back in 1998. I’ve worn it once or twice a year since then, and people always flip when I tell them she made it for me. It is gold lame, patterned after the photo on “Half a million Elvis fans can’t be wrong”.

gramsuit.jpgnote the red velvet shoes on the right of her table. I glued the fabric to a pair of dress shoes.

grammesuit.jpgI assisted where I could

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5 Comments

  1. you and your family are rad. Model American’s, if you ask me.

    Comment by JackFlibb — April 3, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

  2. you’re too kind. and wrong!

    Comment by jon — April 4, 2007 @ 12:23 am

  3. do you still have the matching gold lame g-string and did she make that too or was it once mine?

    Comment by mimsy lou — April 4, 2007 @ 9:43 am

  4. I believe that pair came from Spencer Gifts out at the fox run mall. There was a pair of your underwear I had that led to my arrest for impersonating an officer, but they weren’t gold.

    Comment by jon — April 5, 2007 @ 7:05 am

  5. oh yeah. tourquois, i think.
    *sigh*
    you’re such a friggen charmer, jonnnny.

    Comment by mimsy lou — April 6, 2007 @ 11:56 am

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