I used to be able to say it had been years since I crapped in my pants. Yesterday I had to recalibrate the machine. The stomach virus I caught left a mess in my pants. But I’m feeling better, and drove my car into an i-beam on the overpass to celebrate.
Holy Sh*t! Are you OK?!?!
Comment by KR — October 27, 2006 @ 4:40 am
Woah. Crazy. I didn’t know you were a mensan!
Comment by JackFlibb — October 27, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Hope everything is OK, buddy. You have (had) a car and a truck?
Comment by Lyle_S — October 27, 2006 @ 3:12 pm
The worst thing that happened was I had to throw a pair of underwear away.
Comment by jon — October 27, 2006 @ 6:55 pm
The car isn’t mine. Mensa is the high IQ society, so can you believe a Mensan lent me his car? I’ve been in 27 accidents! Wrecked completely three of them! Rolled down mountains! Driven into trees! Jumped rivers! I sunk a 1974 Volkswagen Type II! Mensa is a farce! They’re all idiots! Me too! Totally stupid!
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Comment by jon — October 28, 2006 @ 8:41 pm