My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

Weren’t too long back I was floatin an muddin drywall up in a godawful pitched ceiling attic. Makin a video editin room for some guy who does that shit in santa barbara. santa barbara has nice weather. the houses were all plain, mostly one story, no landscapin to speak of. So while i’m up in the attic hunched down squattin to pull my tape over all the fucked up seams of this fifty year old house that was built on the cheap an’s gone on to settle quite a bit I hear people singin some song in the back yard. It was band practice, and the homeowner, Steve I think is his name, I hear him tellin em how to dance and when to shake the cane and when to come over to the left and all that, ALL DAY LONG. I mean ALL DAY LONG. I had this “put another ribbon on your SUV” goin through my head right through my supper, which I ate in Echo Park, a good twenty minutes drive from that assholes place in Santa Barbara. So image, two months later, I get online and go to boin boing dot net like i like to do to see all the little thingys people send in and I see that fuckin yellow ribbon. I couldn’t believe it. Take a peek and you’ll get a load of the song that made me consider givin up remodelin work forever.