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	<title>My Robot Is Pregnant</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The NBA is in the news lately, the first player ever has come out as gay. How will it change the game? I don&#8217;t care to speculate. The jokes about new uniforms are too obvious, and the question becomes, &#8220;If gays come out, should straights go in?&#8221; What I think would be more interesting is [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/04/30/5768/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gold is down hella much, I heard the guy in front of me tell Lily, the weighmaster at the scrapyard. &#8220;That means copper will be too,&#8221; he said. Gold and copper, they are commodities. Tangible chunks of useful things. Commodities are down. Because consumer&#8217;s aren&#8217;t buying as much, again. When we don&#8217;t buy stuff, things [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/04/29/5760/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cleaning out a hoarder&#8217;s house this week. You may have seen something like it on A&#038;E but when you&#8217;re watching in your home the experience is different than when you are literally shoveling someone&#8217;s belongings into garbage cans. The gentleman passed away so no one&#8217;s saying, &#8220;Save that, it&#8217;s still good!&#8221; He had ropes tied [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/04/10/5766/</link>
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		<title>guns don&#8217;t kill people.  bullets do.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We all know guns don&#8217;t kill people. They&#8217;ve only been designed to kill people. In many different numbers, climates, and distances. I mention it because the new guy in the truck has a lot of conservative one liners he likes to throw out. &#8220;As a union carpenter I have to get drug tested to go [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/04/06/guns-dont-kill-people-bullets-do/</link>
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		<title>that works fine</title>
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		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/04/03/5757/</link>
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		<title>the new guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People come and go through the Hauler! We sit in the cab and tell stories, double park in front of a Victorian, move some furniture, then head home. They may last a few months, maybe a year. Then they move on. Mac is the newest one to ride shotgun. Doesn&#8217;t like there to be silence, [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/04/01/the-new-guy/</link>
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		<title>cycle of life</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In a city that loves dogs dog parks will abound. In a dog park in a city where meth abounds, heads will shit in the bushes and dogs will eat the shit. Then the dog absorbs the crystal and tweaks out. But that&#8217;s not how the story was told to me. He started with, &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/03/24/cycle-of-life/</link>
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		<title>recurring dream</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t want to keep switching dreams. I was at the height of my physical powers only a year ago. My body was conditioned and I could use the whole of it in synchronicity to move and lift things other men couldn&#8217;t. To get under a dining room table and heave it up and over [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2013/03/23/recurring-dream/</link>
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		<title>one last poem</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Im flossing my teeth drunk Not because someone told me to Im taking care of myself]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/07/27/one-last-poem/</link>
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		<title>quittin time</title>
		<description><![CDATA[20 years ago when someone was having a good time they&#8217;d say, &#8220;I wish I had a camera!&#8221; No one had a camera except rich people and photojournalists. The rest of us had to talk about the event repeatedly so as not to forget it. Memory was verbal. Of course, people like me kept a [...]]]></description>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/07/10/quittin-time/</link>
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