Comments on: https://myrobotispregnant.com/2011/06/07/4871/ tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:01:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 By: Rolston https://myrobotispregnant.com/2011/06/07/4871/comment-page-1/#comment-20778 Rolston Mon, 13 Jun 2011 06:21:02 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=4871#comment-20778 I like that. Especially the registering end. I like that. Especially the registering end.

]]> By: Lyle_S https://myrobotispregnant.com/2011/06/07/4871/comment-page-1/#comment-20773 Lyle_S Thu, 09 Jun 2011 19:21:22 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=4871#comment-20773 Here's a mini-bit I've had in my head for a while. Not sure if it's any good. It's all in the delivery, though, right? "Apologies if I seem a little off today, I'm on a new medication. It's one of those that has some sexual side effects. Yeah, apparently it makes me real sexy." Deadpan it, hopefully the audience laughs. Then take it to an audience member: "Right? Yeah, I can tell this guy up here agrees with me. Buddy, I understand I'm hard to resist right now but, please, the way you've been leering at me at me is really unsettling. Are you a registered sex offender?... No? You really should register, sir; it's for the kids, you know!" Here’s a mini-bit I’ve had in my head for a while. Not sure if it’s any good. It’s all in the delivery, though, right?

“Apologies if I seem a little off today, I’m on a new medication. It’s one of those that has some sexual side effects. Yeah, apparently it makes me real sexy.”

Deadpan it, hopefully the audience laughs. Then take it to an audience member:

“Right? Yeah, I can tell this guy up here agrees with me. Buddy, I understand I’m hard to resist right now but, please, the way you’ve been leering at me at me is really unsettling. Are you a registered sex offender?… No? You really should register, sir; it’s for the kids, you know!”

]]> By: oggy https://myrobotispregnant.com/2011/06/07/4871/comment-page-1/#comment-20772 oggy Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:40:22 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=4871#comment-20772 I always get a clean laugh when I say, "Yeah, I drive a 1969 Econoline van. I'm saving up for a 1970." I always get a clean laugh when I say, “Yeah, I drive a 1969 Econoline van. I’m saving up for a 1970.”

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