Comments on: i’m in business!

By: molly

molly — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 21:10:24 +0000

FUCK YEAH! you did it! i love the photo of the two of them…

and, um, yeah, i don’t believe that SEC.898.1 come on, jon, that’s not real…

By: Belcat

Belcat — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 18:38:02 +0000

I think Oggy should enforce Section 898.1 ;P

By: Oggy

Oggy — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 19:17:30 +0000

I left this one out….

SEC. 898.1 â€“ JUNK GATHERERS REQUIRED TO CHANGE UNDERWEAR.

Every person engaged in business as a junk gatherer either buying, selling or exchanging junk from vehicles or in any other manner upon the streets of the City and County of San Francisco, must change his or her undergarments prior to the commencement of each day’s business. Said undergarments may not be exposed by saggy or ill-worn pantaloons. Undergarments may not have any pictorial representation of boats or cars on them and genitals must be completely covered. Scrotums or labia or pubic hair may not protrude from either side of the undergarment. To wit, proper undergarment usage will be enforced by the Panty Police as described in previous amendments.

(Added by Ord. 1.075, App. 07/02/10)

p.s. have no fear, we’ll get you a badge.

By: Lyle_s

Lyle_s — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:44:34 +0000

I thought Oggy made those ordinance amendments up! The second one made me suspect.

By: Rolston

Rolston — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:55:29 +0000

Thanks for doing the research Oggy. Makes me sound less like a lunatic.

By: Rolston

Rolston — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:54:09 +0000

I’m really curious how it’ll turn out. I’m definitely gonna insist I’m owed a badge. The white guy said, “We don’t want people running around with badges.”

Which is funny, because that’s what the law says. They were nice guys, btw. But if I pay $750 for a permit to gather junk, they should be able to spring for a metal badge.

By: al

al — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:42:45 +0000

I think the white guy caught me pissing in an alley in the Tenderloin on my 27th birthday. I tried to convince him that everyone pisses in that alley but he wasn’t having any of it. He wrote me a ticket but never showed up fof for court and the charges were dismissed.

By: chrome1

chrome1 — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 19:26:20 +0000

BADGES!!! We don’t need no stinking badges!!!

By: oggy

oggy — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:22:24 +0000

Tell them you don’t want to disobey the law.

By: oggy

oggy — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:21:03 +0000

SEC. 897. – PROVIDING FOR BADGES FOR JUNK GATHERERS.

Every person required to obtain a permit and license pursuant to Section 895 and 896 of this Article must, at the time the license is issued to him, pay a badge fee to the Tax Collector and receive therefor from the Tax Collector a junk gatherer’s metal badge, having imprinted thereon a number and the year for which same is issued. The design and lettering of said badge shall be determined by the Tax Collector, but such design must be distinctively different for each year.

(Amended by Ord. 555-81, App. 11/12/81)

SEC. 898. – JUNK GATHERERS REQUIRED TO WEAR BADGES.

(Added by Ord. 1.075, App. 10/11/38)