https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/06/08/2712/ tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:01:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/06/08/2712/comment-page-1/#comment-13359 Rolston Tue, 09 Jun 2009 16:59:16 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/06/08/2712/#comment-13359 imagine if she'd bought you a tazer! imagine if she’d bought you a tazer!

]]> https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/06/08/2712/comment-page-1/#comment-13354 jb Tue, 09 Jun 2009 03:09:44 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/06/08/2712/#comment-13354 About eight years ago my mother got me key chain pepper spray as a "stocking stuffer" for Christmas, which is another story in itself. Friends placed a bet on how long it would take for me to pepper spray myself since I'm so accident prone. Six months. While starting my car one afternoon I managed to set it off. Luckily, it only hit my mouth and nose and missed my eyes completely. Just as it went off, a woman happened to be passing by my open car window. "How much perfume are you wearing, lady?" quickly turned into, "Oh my god, I think I just pepper sprayed myself!". I won the bet by the way... yes, I bet on myself. "If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no business laughing at others." Another gift, this time of wisdom, from my mom. About eight years ago my mother got me key chain pepper spray as a “stocking stuffer” for Christmas, which is another story in itself. Friends placed a bet on how long it would take for me to pepper spray myself since I’m so accident prone. Six months. While starting my car one afternoon I managed to set it off. Luckily, it only hit my mouth and nose and missed my eyes completely. Just as it went off, a woman happened to be passing by my open car window. “How much perfume are you wearing, lady?” quickly turned into, “Oh my god, I think I just pepper sprayed myself!”. I won the bet by the way… yes, I bet on myself. “If you can’t laugh at yourself, you have no business laughing at others.” Another gift, this time of wisdom, from my mom.

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