Comments on: edjerkation https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/ tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness Mon, 01 Apr 2013 19:01:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 By: Poll https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13021 Poll Thu, 07 May 2009 16:59:15 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13021 That's a Harley tool right there. That’s a Harley tool right there.

]]> By: Lyle_S https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13014 Lyle_S Tue, 05 May 2009 23:16:42 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13014 I call it a hole maker I call it a hole maker

]]> By: Rolston https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13013 Rolston Tue, 05 May 2009 16:12:30 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13013 <a href='http://myrobotispregnant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/drill_joy_jackleg.jpg' rel="nofollow"><img src="http://myrobotispregnant.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/drill_joy_jackleg.jpg" alt="" title="drill_joy_jackleg" width="500" height="525" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2669" /></a>

]]> By: Poll https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13011 Poll Tue, 05 May 2009 07:59:44 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13011 Fuck it. "I" call it a "fakkin screw gun", or when I feel like being particularly pedantic I call it a "Drill/Driver" or even a fukkin "Battery Driver". But you, you can call it wot ever the fuck you wanna. Usually the sure way to win an argument with me, when I'm not absofuckinlutely 100% sure of myself, is to threaten me with "public opinion". (I still think I'm right) Fuck it. “I” call it a “fakkin screw gun”, or when I feel like being particularly pedantic I call it a “Drill/Driver” or even a fukkin “Battery Driver”. But you, you can call it wot ever the fuck you wanna.

Usually the sure way to win an argument with me, when I’m not absofuckinlutely 100% sure of myself, is to threaten me with “public opinion”.

(I still think I’m right)

]]> By: Rolston https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13010 Rolston Tue, 05 May 2009 04:03:11 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13010 I like that response. Never knew there was an answer to it that would work out in my best interest! I like that response. Never knew there was an answer to it that would work out in my best interest!

]]> By: don lawn https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13009 don lawn Tue, 05 May 2009 03:59:12 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13009 i hate screw gun. i hate screw gun.

]]> By: don lawn https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13008 don lawn Tue, 05 May 2009 03:58:51 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13008 the answer to the question "do i have to do everything myself?" is yes, as long as i'm still going to get paid and you're going to call me tomorrow. probbly shut rus right up. the answer to the question “do i have to do everything myself?” is yes, as long as i’m still going to get paid and you’re going to call me tomorrow.

probbly shut rus right up.

]]> By: Rolston https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13007 Rolston Tue, 05 May 2009 03:48:04 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13007 BTW, "Do I have to do everything myself?" is another of Rus' fav's. Sometimes it mutates into, "It's easier to do it myself than explain it to a fuck-up like you." BTW, “Do I have to do everything myself?” is another of Rus’ fav’s. Sometimes it mutates into, “It’s easier to do it myself than explain it to a fuck-up like you.”

]]> By: Rolston https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13006 Rolston Tue, 05 May 2009 03:44:24 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13006 I apologize to you personally and the public at large for not sending out invitations. This was Doug's idea, and I wanted to be able to pin the financial responsibility for the devastation on him, so I didn't invite anyone. Doug called me and said, "What should I put on the flyer?" I said, "Stay away from 604 30th ave". Doug, do you have a copy of that you can send my way? Because that's exactly what he put. Now, as far as screw guns, drills, screwdrivers, etc, this is the fact. I had a drill. It's battery operated. Not an impact driver, not a hammer drill, just a drill. It doesn't have the old style chuck, you just grip and twist the barrel. Then you insert a drill bit or a driver bit. But the thing in my hand was a drill. It was made of plastic, for the most part. My drill is not the part that makes contact with the wood. That would be the bit, either a drill bit or driver bit. To seal my argument and rest my case, I've never had a carpenter ask me to borrow my driver. That word is not colloquially used, even if somewhere on some British isle you can prove it is the proper usage. If someone asks to borrow my driver, I will respond, "I drive myself, can I take you somewhere?" I turn it over to you for your final argument, with as much defamation and nationalism as you want to be included, (the more the merrier!) and then we will put it up to the public to decide. Fair? And of course I will make it an absolute point to invite you to the next ripper. Because that one's happening at Dougs! I apologize to you personally and the public at large for not sending out invitations. This was Doug’s idea, and I wanted to be able to pin the financial responsibility for the devastation on him, so I didn’t invite anyone. Doug called me and said, “What should I put on the flyer?” I said, “Stay away from 604 30th ave”. Doug, do you have a copy of that you can send my way? Because that’s exactly what he put.
Now, as far as screw guns, drills, screwdrivers, etc, this is the fact. I had a drill. It’s battery operated. Not an impact driver, not a hammer drill, just a drill. It doesn’t have the old style chuck, you just grip and twist the barrel. Then you insert a drill bit or a driver bit. But the thing in my hand was a drill. It was made of plastic, for the most part. My drill is not the part that makes contact with the wood. That would be the bit, either a drill bit or driver bit.
To seal my argument and rest my case, I’ve never had a carpenter ask me to borrow my driver. That word is not colloquially used, even if somewhere on some British isle you can prove it is the proper usage. If someone asks to borrow my driver, I will respond, “I drive myself, can I take you somewhere?”
I turn it over to you for your final argument, with as much defamation and nationalism as you want to be included, (the more the merrier!) and then we will put it up to the public to decide.
Fair?

And of course I will make it an absolute point to invite you to the next ripper. Because that one’s happening at Dougs!

]]> By: Poll https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/05/01/hammer-swinger-vs-trigger-puller/comment-page-1/#comment-13005 Poll Tue, 05 May 2009 02:30:26 +0000 http://myrobotispregnant.com/?p=2663#comment-13005 MMmmmmmm.................... you might have me there, if that is you weren't talking about a fakkin' "screw driver" ! How woz ya barbecue tighty pance ? MMmmmmmm……………….. you might have me there, if that is you weren’t talking about a fakkin’ “screw driver” !

How woz ya barbecue tighty pance ?

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