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		<title>By: Lyle_S</title>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/01/12/do-horses-even-eat-pies/comment-page-1/#comment-12031</link>
		<dc:creator>Lyle_S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would guess pressing on the heart is very intentional.  It&#039;s a good place to hit someone, too, for the emotional effect.  Did you know that there&#039;s a place you can hit someone in the abdomen area that induces feelings of happiness?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would guess pressing on the heart is very intentional.  It&#8217;s a good place to hit someone, too, for the emotional effect.  Did you know that there&#8217;s a place you can hit someone in the abdomen area that induces feelings of happiness?</p>
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		<title>By: Rolston</title>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/01/12/do-horses-even-eat-pies/comment-page-1/#comment-12028</link>
		<dc:creator>Rolston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Prison&#039;s aren&#039;t billed as places of detainment, they are called correctional facilities!  Anyway, this is off the subject a little, but a fun story.  My uncle is a customs officer in Logan and at Pease in NH.  He was telling a story about a recent death by OD - a woman smuggled condoms full of cocaine and one popped.  Instant death when that much coke floods your system.  When someone is suspected of smuggling, they are given an X ray to detect the condoms.  I asked how they determine suspects.  He said you pull them out of line, stand them against a wall (he stands a little of 6 feet and weighs about 220) and you press your hand against there heart and start asking questions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Prison&#8217;s aren&#8217;t billed as places of detainment, they are called correctional facilities!  Anyway, this is off the subject a little, but a fun story.  My uncle is a customs officer in Logan and at Pease in NH.  He was telling a story about a recent death by OD &#8211; a woman smuggled condoms full of cocaine and one popped.  Instant death when that much coke floods your system.  When someone is suspected of smuggling, they are given an X ray to detect the condoms.  I asked how they determine suspects.  He said you pull them out of line, stand them against a wall (he stands a little of 6 feet and weighs about 220) and you press your hand against there heart and start asking questions.</p>
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		<title>By: lady lawyer</title>
		<link>https://myrobotispregnant.com/2009/01/12/do-horses-even-eat-pies/comment-page-1/#comment-12022</link>
		<dc:creator>lady lawyer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lyle-

It is often in the hands of prosecutors- and also judges. Many of whom are elected officials. Very easy to get re-elected based in fear and tough on crime platforms.

And probably are. Unfortunately in New Hampshire you can be a convicted felon for all of those things. been a defense attorney for four years here. 

change is needed. maybe it&#039;s comin? 
i&#039;ve got hope. it isn&#039;t working and it&#039;s costing us a lot. in many ways.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lyle-</p>
<p>It is often in the hands of prosecutors- and also judges. Many of whom are elected officials. Very easy to get re-elected based in fear and tough on crime platforms.</p>
<p>And probably are. Unfortunately in New Hampshire you can be a convicted felon for all of those things. been a defense attorney for four years here. </p>
<p>change is needed. maybe it&#8217;s comin?<br />
i&#8217;ve got hope. it isn&#8217;t working and it&#8217;s costing us a lot. in many ways.</p>
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		<title>By: lotto</title>
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		<dc:creator>lotto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>life is rough enough so be kind to people.  practice being slow to anger. and know that nothing is promised to us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>life is rough enough so be kind to people.  practice being slow to anger. and know that nothing is promised to us.</p>
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		<title>By: Lyle_S</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lyle_S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>can be but probably won&#039;t be, lady lawyer.  I imagine the drunk driving laws vary from state to state but in Wisconsin it&#039;s not a felony until the 5th offense.  I&#039;m not well versed in the different classes of felonies but I think the rehabilitation argument probably holds across all of them.  A prison&#039;s job is to detain people, not fix them.  If people need rehabilitation and not detention, it&#039;s in the judge&#039;s hands to levy those terms, isn&#039;t it?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>can be but probably won&#8217;t be, lady lawyer.  I imagine the drunk driving laws vary from state to state but in Wisconsin it&#8217;s not a felony until the 5th offense.  I&#8217;m not well versed in the different classes of felonies but I think the rehabilitation argument probably holds across all of them.  A prison&#8217;s job is to detain people, not fix them.  If people need rehabilitation and not detention, it&#8217;s in the judge&#8217;s hands to levy those terms, isn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>By: poopies</title>
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		<dc:creator>poopies</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:05:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>jail sucks,,, stinks like poop</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>jail sucks,,, stinks like poop</p>
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		<title>By: lady lawyer</title>
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		<dc:creator>lady lawyer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>convicted felons:

can be a felon for merely driving a car after having three prior major motor vehicle offenses (even NON alcohol related)

can be a felon for possessing trace amounts of cocaine

can be a felon for possessing one cap of a &quot;magic mushroom&quot;

can be a felon for giving your friend a joint

can be a felon for pawning a tv set that you knew was &quot;probably&quot; stolen

can be a felon for being an addict

ugh. back to writing my motion. damn government.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>convicted felons:</p>
<p>can be a felon for merely driving a car after having three prior major motor vehicle offenses (even NON alcohol related)</p>
<p>can be a felon for possessing trace amounts of cocaine</p>
<p>can be a felon for possessing one cap of a &#8220;magic mushroom&#8221;</p>
<p>can be a felon for giving your friend a joint</p>
<p>can be a felon for pawning a tv set that you knew was &#8220;probably&#8221; stolen</p>
<p>can be a felon for being an addict</p>
<p>ugh. back to writing my motion. damn government.</p>
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		<title>By: Poll</title>
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		<dc:creator>Poll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ya know, havin&#039; had some experience &quot;at her majesty&#039;s pleasure&quot;, I really should have something profound and insightful to say. However the only thing I can think of is &quot;FUCK! Jons Mom reads this and I curse all the fucking time&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya know, havin&#8217; had some experience &#8220;at her majesty&#8217;s pleasure&#8221;, I really should have something profound and insightful to say. However the only thing I can think of is &#8220;FUCK! Jons Mom reads this and I curse all the fucking time&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: Lyle_S</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lyle_S</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not going to pretend to understand what life in prison is like but I&#039;m certain I&#039;ve heard stories of inmates channeling their energy into something positive so that they came out with more skills than they went in with.  If that&#039;s true, then isn&#039;t prison what you make of it?

What percentage of felons can be rehabilitated?  Probably not 0 and probably not 100 and where we think the number lies is probably a good litmus test for our political leanings.  I&#039;m not even sure the government should be held responsible for rehabilitation of convicted felons, though it sounds like a reasonable service to offer.  Maybe the best we can do is keep them out of society for a period of time and hope that the experience itself is enough to deter them from following that path again (and yes, I&#039;m aware of how poorly that actually works out).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not going to pretend to understand what life in prison is like but I&#8217;m certain I&#8217;ve heard stories of inmates channeling their energy into something positive so that they came out with more skills than they went in with.  If that&#8217;s true, then isn&#8217;t prison what you make of it?</p>
<p>What percentage of felons can be rehabilitated?  Probably not 0 and probably not 100 and where we think the number lies is probably a good litmus test for our political leanings.  I&#8217;m not even sure the government should be held responsible for rehabilitation of convicted felons, though it sounds like a reasonable service to offer.  Maybe the best we can do is keep them out of society for a period of time and hope that the experience itself is enough to deter them from following that path again (and yes, I&#8217;m aware of how poorly that actually works out).</p>
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		<title>By: Rolston</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rolston</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh, and the horse in the car was kind of creepy actually.  Funny, but creepy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh, and the horse in the car was kind of creepy actually.  Funny, but creepy.</p>
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