Is that a porno movie on TV? It kinda looks like looking out from the inside of a big voogoona.

If you stare at that elk with your left eye closed he moves his right ear. Could still have a little life left in him. Needs to be shot again.

I had a friend who had his old man stuffed when he died so he could keep getting the old man’s social security checks. He put him in a window at the front of the house. Every once in a while the old man would blink. Some embalmers use cheap fluid, and they cut it with fluid from lighters they find on the side of the road. That could explain the blinking and also the phenomenon of spontaneous combustion of dead people.
I drove by a cemetery the other day and a lot of the graves were smoking. At least they don’t have to worry about dying from smoking cause they are already dead.
Embalmers need to be better regulated.

Don’t sit under that elk without a helmet.

Bad enough with a sore foot, add a crushing elk headache and your life would be a real toilet swirl.