Comments on: dead rat

By: molly

molly — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 23:53:07 +0000

see? thats why i like hanging out at sean’s house.

By: Rolston

Rolston — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:48:45 +0000

Maybe put a zipper in its belly (now empty) and use it as a purse.

By: sea n

sea n — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:47:07 +0000

i flung it and it hung up in a tree at my mother-in-law’s house. it’ll still be there when you arrive, lyle. like a fuzzy, leather christmas ornament.

By: Lyle_s

Lyle_s — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:54:35 +0000

Save that rat for a rainy day. Put it outside and watch it come back to life.

By: Lyle_s

Lyle_s — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:53:50 +0000

Now that I know Sean has a go-kart I am definitely coming to visit.

By: sea n

sea n — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 05:56:31 +0000

i think you should hang it on your penis for the folsom st. fair.

By: jos(h)

jos(h) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:04:54 +0000

Did i write “see”? i meant sea.

By: jos(h)

jos(h) — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:03:09 +0000

I think you should make a little sailboat for it; buy one of those little nips of rum and glue it to its hand (drink half first). Then put the rat on the boat and send it out to see. Maybe draw a little pirate flag on the sail. ? Give me a call

By: Rolston

Rolston — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:53:26 +0000

It was outside under a pallet. It had been living in the go kart stored on the pallet, had eaten the interior of the go kart, and pooped everywhere.

By: oggy

oggy — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:19:41 +0000

Ah, the mummified rat. I’ve seen one of these before. Also found it so unusual that I took a picture of it. My theory is that rat poison caused it to dehydrate. Ordinarily it would die peacefully in the woods or attic, but the poison caused it to die in a garage where the heat and cold and lack of parasites allowed it to become mummified instead of decaying into soil. I suggest you encase it in clear epoxy and mount it on a wall.