Comments on: shut up blue angels

By: Matt

Matt — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 18:08:05 +0000

and I thought these things smelled bad… on the outside.

By: Lyle_s

Lyle_s — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:55:05 +0000

The fat unit would be the ultimate front line. As they are easily gunned down by the enemy, they create a natural barrier from behind which our craftier, slimmer soldiers can take down whoever we’re fighting. At night, they can be cut open and used like sleeping bags, just like in The Empire Strikes Back.

By: Rolston

Rolston — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:10:50 +0000

the great hing about guns is now even the obese can kill. At some point we ought to have a fat unit, like we did for blacks and japanese/americans in WW2.

By: oggy

oggy — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:11:43 +0000

An army of invaders would be hard pressed to occupy Oakland or Watts, let alone the entire United States. Most of our 5th graders are better armed and more blood thirsty than, for instance, Iranian or Korean infantry. The aliens who are planning on taking our planet must be thinking, “We were sure they’d annihilate each other before all the resources were consumed. At this rate there will be nothing left to use. What a miserable creature these humans are. How repulsive and irresponsible! Disgusting parasites!” Oh, sorry. That’s what I was thinking.