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	<title>Comments on: Farts are Jazz</title>
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	<description>tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness</description>
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		<title>By: jon</title>
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		<description>this is a linguistically fun sentence.  You can replace the nouns and get other fun sentences. 

Dirt is Chocolate to Worms. 

Boogers are Blankets to Nostrils.

Lunatics are Loyal to Slippers...

...something didn&#039;t work right on that one. 

Here is the structure...the first noun relates to the last noun, i.e. farts and assholes, dirt and worms; the middle noun is the simile.  

Hamburgers are Hobbies to Grills...

...kind of...I lost interest in this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is a linguistically fun sentence.  You can replace the nouns and get other fun sentences. </p>
<p>Dirt is Chocolate to Worms. </p>
<p>Boogers are Blankets to Nostrils.</p>
<p>Lunatics are Loyal to Slippers&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;something didn&#8217;t work right on that one. </p>
<p>Here is the structure&#8230;the first noun relates to the last noun, i.e. farts and assholes, dirt and worms; the middle noun is the simile.  </p>
<p>Hamburgers are Hobbies to Grills&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;kind of&#8230;I lost interest in this.</p>
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