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		<title>what time is it?  time to get freaky</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hooray for the flea market]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/02/05/what-time-is-it-time-to-get-freaky/</link>
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		<title>junk shop&#8217;s open</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So here&#8217;s jimbo&#8217;s sign and my pile of garbage]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/02/04/junk-shops-open/</link>
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		<title>kid&#8217;s got a lot on his shoulders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jimbo got a new hat. Don&#8217;t fit too well.]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/02/01/kids-got-a-lot-on-his-shoulders/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[What is collectable? Is it something that triggers a memory of a certain time and place? Or is it more than that? Do you see this Time magazine branded telephone? It feels like somewhere in the 1980&#8242;s, huh? Should I keep it? Should I put a price sticker on it and set it out in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/31/5432/</link>
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		<title>none turned away save for lack of funds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What a depressing load of crap. Heating vent elbows. Orange lens gel. A cracked hi hat. Who volunteered me to shepard these derelict misfits to a new home? Imagine loading a truck at 9 o&#8217;clock Saturday night just to wake at 5 am Sunday and head to the flea market? Who would pay 45$ to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/29/5420/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old guy showed up today in his gold Honda Accord from the &#8217;80&#8242;s hoping to sell me a box of records, a coffee maker, a toaster or a slide projector. &#8220;i dont have no rock n roll,&#8221; he tells me. Christmas albums, Montovani, 101 Strings, the same lp&#8217;s you find leftover in every record [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/28/5401/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[We named the days of the weeks but could think only of seven that we use again and again so the years pile up like an insult to our intelligence. Only seven words to tick away the tragedies? Frankly it&#8217;s boring. I&#8217;m bored all over. I can&#8217;t bring myself to type away one more time [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/26/5413/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slow down when you text your girlfriend asking to see her in fishnets. iPhone auto corrects fishnets to diarrhea.]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/21/5410/</link>
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		<title>chicken philly cheese chicken</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re not close to Philly so this might take some explaining&#8230; the Vietnamese and the Chinese immigrants run the old 50&#8242;s diners in San Francisco and they offer pho &#8211; a broth soup with meat &#8211; and they sell Philly cheese steaks on the same menu. Tonite we have a waitress who has not yet [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/19/5406/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[It will help that Jimbo goes to stores and buys things when we start pricing the items at the store. I&#8217;m wearing a dead man&#8217;s underwear. These sneakers I&#8217;m wearing, a close friend confided to me, look like an older woman&#8217;s work out shoes. I&#8217;m brushing my teeth with the half filled tube the section [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/01/17/5402/</link>
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