My Robot Is Pregnant http://myrobotispregnant.com tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:13:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en oscar the grouch "Why do people watch these awards shows? Everyone looks the same in their black tuxes and the women in white dresses and diamonds. They thank their lawyers and agents, you don't learn anything about them as people, I don't get it," I said. "I watch this to make sure ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/08/oscar-the-grouch/ my pal went to florida and all i got was a picture of a tractor Rus made it back from Florida with only one extra tractor. A low profile John Deere. http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/07/my-pal-went-to-florida-and-all-i-got-was-a-picture-of-a-tractor/ self portrait in the lean back get your hair washed chair Anyone watch Alice in Wonderland in 3D after eating pot cookies Saturday night? Then not want to talk to anyone the next day because your body felt weird? And you drank 4 cups of coffee and didn't feel like you'd ever really wake up? Are you the ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/07/3553/ Doug was working in the city, next to Washington Park. He had a large block of ice and wanted to slide down the hill while sitting on it. While the rest of the crew sat on the steps eating lunch we took turns pretending it was 1800. ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/06/3549/ who’s your king? Ask a white guy. He'll tell you, "The sandwich is king." But my lady, she isn't white. She don't like a sandwich as much as she likes noodles and rice. We go out to eat all the time, and I keep hoping she'll decide sandwich is ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/04/whos-your-king/ multi culti condi menti Stopped for lunch at Wolfes diner on 16th. Mustard and ketchup, good old American flavorings, Mexican hot sauce, Vietnamese hot sauce, and Chinese/Japanese soy sauce. Must be a melting pot. http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/02/3544/ securing stolen property since 1882 This guy is working towards a truck. http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/02/3542/ maybe try the tofu photo posted from my iPhone http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/03/02/3540/ and so i did Me: is that the name of your blog? Dude: I hate blogs. Me: Thats funny. Can I take a picture of it? Dude: ok Me: I'm gonna blog about it! http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/02/28/3536/ old man at the flea market Original hipster? http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/02/28/3533/