http://myrobotispregnant.com tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:38:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en photo posted from my iPhone There's only two options when you're desperate for cool, singing the, "I got the, I got the blues, blues." All or nothing is another way of dying. Everything or less is the healthy start. http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/09/07/4196/ Here's one idea. Stew gets drunk and pukes up his dinner. Sloan loves Thai food. http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/09/06/mmm-chicken/ J Stew came by and so did Old MacDonald. The plan was to draw up some comics about Chompy, a hamburger that didn't taste good and was thrown out the window. He whistles when he's sad because he doesn't know whistling means happiness. One day a bottle ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/09/06/one-thing-leads-to-another/ There's a Greek cultural festival down by Sean's house. Food, music, culture, and a bouncy castle for the kids. Only it's not a castle, it's a ruin. A bouncy ruin, like the Parthenon. http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/09/06/4188/ Was an interesting day but too tired to write about it. Quickly though, the Honduran I've been working with, he tells me his girlfriend calls him an elbow when he doesn't spend money. Never heard that idiom. Then he told me stories about riding box cars up through Mexico. Bandits ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/09/02/days-work/ It's a nation of neurotics. Texting onstage during the karaoke instrumental. Clearing the browser cache to cover porno tracks. Smoking cigarettes in the face of overwhelming evidence it's manufactured to cause addiction and eventual death. Old J Stew is trying to quit. "I went to ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/09/01/4183/ photo posted from my iPhone http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/08/29/4179/ The inside of an old tube radio looks like a cityscape. A new radio is a circuit board - think of that city compacting itself to a nearly level surface. It's like how the world is compacting itself. A mosque in America for instance. Old people ... http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/08/29/4178/ photo posted from my iPhone http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/08/28/4177/ The Post Office is going bankrupt, why not bring back the Elvis stamp? Or this time, why not bring back Elvis himself? That ought to make some money. If that's not possible, how about every mail carrier looks like him? http://myrobotispregnant.com/2010/08/28/4176/