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	<title>My Robot Is Pregnant</title>
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		<title>bagged and tagged</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Was just talking about taggers in the Mission. This homeless guy in the fruit vendors doorway got hit. That&#8217;s ridiculous.]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/14/bagged-and-tagged/</link>
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		<title>an old hauler</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Passed by the first box truck I ever owned. Sold it to two friends of mine who are doing their own junk hauling. They live in the mission where graffiti is unstoppable.]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/14/an-old-hauler/</link>
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		<title>mixed nuts on acid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jimbo took a 360 degree photo of the shop.]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/13/mixed-nuts-on-acid/</link>
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		<title>road case</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is George. We met online. Two older men in relationships looking for a walk on the wild side. That sounds weird. George found my website through the beekeeper video on current.com He called me up last month and told me to get back to writing. We&#8217;d never met but he is an old junk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/12/road-case/</link>
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		<title>this may be a bit much but i mean well</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Woke up this morning and sorted pennies standing in the nude. For my father. He gets all the wheaties when I&#8217;m done. The non-wheat pre-82&#8242;s, I take the jug and bury it out back. Another thing I learned from the old man&#8230;treasure is created. It&#8217;s up to this generation to leave something for the next. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/09/5638/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[In honor of my father&#8217;s birthday I&#8217;ve picked up one of his obsessive/compulsive habits- sorting my change. I&#8217;m looking for &#8220;wheat pennies&#8221;, the old ones from the 1950&#8242;s that have stalks of wheat on the reverse rather than the Lincoln Memorial. I also sort out pre-1982 pennies into the small glass jug because they have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/08/5650/</link>
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		<title>time&#8217;s up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s nice to be the law, saves the energy spent being above it. The meter reader never pays for parking. Makes a nice crime novel title, doesn&#8217;t it? Wouldn&#8217;t the meter reader be a perfect sociopathic killer? The little Cushman three wheeled battery powered vehicle silently stalking the unsuspecting victim&#8230;meter man&#8230;a vigilante for city hall, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/07/times-up/</link>
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		<title>home is where the heart is</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When the comment praises me for the information I provide, or compliments my writing as helpful, then it&#8217;s spam. No one clicks on the link. Were a spam comment to say something like, &#8220;You sound like a real asshole here. Are you still fucking that cottage cheese container?&#8221; Then people will be tricked into clicking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/02/home-is-where-the-heart-is/</link>
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		<title>bird house town</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to bring relics of the past in touch with the youth of today we got a twitter account called mixednutssf. You might look at it and see an invitation to a little bluegrass/rock show we hosted at the shop.]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/05/01/bird-house-town/</link>
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		<title>not all black guys look alike</title>
		<description><![CDATA[But some do. That was the wisdom taught at the bar when it was noted Andre 3000 looked like a regular. There were more discoveries. A young punk with a 6 inch Mohawk rode by on a skateboard, he was dressed in black jeans and hoodie and had pins and studs bolted to his clothes. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://myrobotispregnant.com/2012/04/30/not-all-black-gays-look-alike/</link>
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