My Robot Is Pregnant

oscar the grouch

Rolston — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:13:16 +0000

“Why do people watch these awards shows? Everyone looks the same in their black tuxes and the women in white dresses and diamonds. They thank their lawyers and agents, you don’t learn anything about them as people, I don’t get it,” I said.

“I watch this to make sure the people I hate didn’t win anything,” Jeff said.

It made sense finally.

my pal went to florida and all i got was a picture of a tractor

Rolston — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:48:14 +0000

Rus made it back from Florida with only one extra tractor. A low profile John Deere.

self portrait in the lean back get your hair washed chair

Rolston — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:36:04 +0000

Anyone watch Alice in Wonderland in 3D after eating pot cookies Saturday night? Then not want to talk to anyone the next day because your body felt weird? And you drank 4 cups of coffee and didn’t feel like you’d ever really wake up? Are you the one that was overwhelmed with confusion and violent thoughts when the guy at the flea market told you not to bring your coffee inside? No coffee at a flea market? Yeah, that was you. Cantankerous old fool.

Rolston — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 18:51:53 +0000

Doug was working in the city, next to Washington Park. He had a large block of ice and wanted to slide down the hill while sitting on it. While the rest of the crew sat on the steps eating lunch we took turns pretending it was 1800.

who’s your king?

Rolston — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:47:10 +0000

Ask a white guy. He’ll tell you, “The sandwich is king.” But my lady, she isn’t white. She don’t like a sandwich as much as she likes noodles and rice. We go out to eat all the time, and I keep hoping she’ll decide sandwich is king and we can go eat meatball subs. She is hoping it won’t be long I’ll start craving a bowl of noodles in broth.

Who would have guessed the sandwich wasn’t king around the world?

multi culti condi menti

Rolston — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:57:47 +0000

Stopped for lunch at Wolfes diner on 16th. Mustard and ketchup, good old American flavorings, Mexican hot sauce, Vietnamese hot sauce, and Chinese/Japanese soy sauce. Must be a melting pot.

securing stolen property since 1882

Rolston — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:57:48 +0000

This guy is working towards a truck.

maybe try the tofu

Rolston — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 08:02:48 +0000

photo posted from my iPhone

and so i did

Rolston — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 19:41:13 +0000

Me: is that the name of your blog?

Dude: I hate blogs.

Me: Thats funny. Can I take a picture of it?

Dude: ok

Me: I’m gonna blog about it!

old man at the flea market

Rolston — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 17:28:57 +0000

Original hipster?