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March 4, 2008

make a necklace

0208nail.jpg In the antiques business people always say, “make a planter out of it” when they have some strange/broken thing they don’t want to throw out. My fingernail is too little for that, but I could make a necklace out of it.

6 Comments

  1. I’d stop taking that drug you made with the rat brains.

    Comment by millar — March 4, 2008 @ 8:58 am

  2. I’m sure there’s a baby turtle out there somewhere that could use some reinforcement.

    Comment by millar — March 4, 2008 @ 9:01 am

  3. paint it white and use it as a buck tooth?

    Comment by Rolston — March 4, 2008 @ 9:19 am

  4. glue a toothpick to it and use it as a shovel in one of those tabletop zen gardens.

    Comment by Lyle_s — March 4, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

  5. grind it up and snort it.

    Comment by Matt — March 6, 2008 @ 3:36 am

  6. [...] When you work a lot of hours around power tools in tight quarters it’s nice to come home with all of these at the end of the day, even if they are a little weird looking. [...]

    Pingback by My Robot Is Pregnant » my finger — April 8, 2008 @ 7:28 am

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