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My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

March 26, 2012

Just pissed in a storm drain while I was on the cellphone because the burger shop is sorry, no restroom. Went in to order and realized piss splatter was all over my shoes.

This is a dirty life and I’m not prepared.

Went to the bank to open a business account and had the business license in a frame I’d taken off the shop wall. Pulled out my pocket knife and found the Phillips head. Backed out them screws, parted the glass and handed the document to the woman.

My girlfriend calls me an animal. I guess so.

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4 Comments

  1. I am calling you this week for a reverse interview.

    Comment by al — March 27, 2012 @ 1:08 am

  2. You need a new hat……..sending one out.

    Comment by hussenfessah — March 27, 2012 @ 8:13 am

  3. You need some shingles on that 10/12 pitch

    Comment by ken — March 27, 2012 @ 8:14 am

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    Comment by Vitamin B — March 28, 2012 @ 10:37 am

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