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March 22, 2012

ran into a friend

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Is there a special name for car accidents involving all the same make? For instance here on Fulton we have two BMWs collided. Perhaps an “auto auto accident”?

In other thoughts, what kind of friends do you want? Here is one guideline: one who will try to break you out of jail but wouldn’t try to convince you to rob a bank.

It’s important to disrespect the law until you get caught. Then remember to act nice. Americans love renegades but they gotta have class.

Also, a friend who is so manly the question arises, “Does he have two penises?”. This is a good friend to have.

And if she’s a woman, you wonder if she’s so together she doesn’t even need one. Especially yours. This friend will be invaluable.

6 Comments

  1. Bad drivers are usually guilty of driving while: 1)Drunk 2)Old 3)Female 4)Asian

    Comment by no way — March 22, 2012 @ 9:20 am

  2. Bite My Wanker drivers crashing into eachother is no anomaly. Furthermore, each jack ass that drives like one, has either a vanity plate or some smart ass car too good to follow the road or be behind another vehicle. Carma? Maybe, for me I just try the Governing Dynamics routine.

    It is entirely the fault of one, in an accident, so really only one person gets in an accident, the other one causes it. But here may lay the two brains of a couple of birds.

    Check it http://rmirror.net/r/videos/comments/q5hu9/car_accident_nsfl/

    Comment by hussenfessah — March 22, 2012 @ 10:37 am

  3. You’ve never ridden with me

    Comment by Rolston — March 22, 2012 @ 12:26 pm

  4. I have and I have the scars to prove it.

    Comment by al — March 22, 2012 @ 8:51 pm

  5. I think if I had a friend who is so manly I would wonder if they had extra balls, two penises is just weird like a spiny anteater who has a bifurcated penis….

    I want a friend that wouldn’t think twice about robbing a bank to get me out of jail. Or if he felt I needed it, just let me rot in jail.

    Comment by al — March 22, 2012 @ 8:53 pm

  6. Koala bears have two penises and two vaginas

    Comment by homey badger — March 24, 2012 @ 4:30 pm

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