My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

March 4, 2012

You’re on a lot of people’s iPhones, Tony told me. Because I like to party. Parties need leaders. Someone people can cheer. I take the role seriously.

Some of these iPhone photos show me smoking. I began smoking 2 weeks ago. A simple coping mechanism I picked up when puberty presented me with challenges. I quit and started many times since then.

Smoking is the perfect illustration of the mind body split. My mind loves it and my body hates it. The smoke break is a simple way to check out for a moment. Your mind wants to watch smoke drift by like clouds and reflect on your life, which you’re destroying.



  1. If that were true, couldn’t you just watch other people smoke?

    Comment by Lyle_S — March 5, 2012 @ 5:11 pm

  2. I will break your arms off

    Comment by Kent — March 6, 2012 @ 4:17 am

  3. The mind receives the benefits of the drug and the body receives the detriments. Your mind views the cigarette as a small statue honoring your performanceWatching other people receive rewards is not as fulfilling as receiving your own.

    Comment by Rolston — March 6, 2012 @ 10:50 am

  4. Don’t fret, Kent. I slapped one out of his lips that flew about a city block.

    Comment by Donzo — March 6, 2012 @ 5:09 pm

  5. Never laughed so hard when you explained the Story today, fuckin had granola bar come out my nose, Keep it up Dearskin, Hell fire is comin your way in an Easter Baskent.

    Comment by Kent — March 7, 2012 @ 4:18 pm

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