My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

October 12, 2011

field guide to north american scrap metals

Kinda hard to read, but here’s the mock up for an important work regarding the collection of metal from city streets for profit and pleasure.

October 10, 2011


Mr. Tang won’t tell a soul if the drapes don’t match the carpet.

October 9, 2011

pepsi and breadsticks

Blasphemy protects one from the moral majority within, while still insisting on the need for community.

Pizza Hut has a ten dollar pizza deal right now. Are you in? And for five bucks more you can add pepsi and breadsticks. That’s a lot to eat

How many of us have experienced diahhrea in an effort to save on food costs? Similarly, people won’t spend money on dental floss due to budget constraints. Is it worth it? The inability to snap into a Slim Jim after being fitted with premature dentures is an emotional costs too high to calculate – unless you are a blasphemer. Renounce meat, pro wrestling, and fast
food when you say no to Randy Savage.

welcome to the flea market


October 2, 2011

worst yard sale sign ever


but don’t judge it by the sign


October 1, 2011

palm springs soda


they call it the nickel


5th street. Skid row. Someone is living in this box. Others set up tents, the less fortunate are sleeping in the smog with just a few dirty blankets. Imagine cardboard walls giving you a sense of safety in the city.

Please note the scraps of shrink wrap placed on the roof as a rain barrier. Saran-wrap shingles, so to speak.

welcome to la


Even the cockroaches can be found grooming in the mirror

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