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July 19, 2011

ever realize?

These are cotton hats to put over your amputated stump when using your prostethic leg.

Everytime I hear the phrase prostethic leg I think of an excellent fight story told by Kenny “hawkeye” Hawkins (who refuses to be called Kenny any longer). To put words in his mouth:

“This was in Burlington Vermont. I come out of a bar feeling froggy and bump into some guy. He pushes me and I stumble a bit then yell at him, ‘come on man, I got a prostethic leg!’

The guy pauses for a second, so I punch him in the face and run.”

Dear Mr. Hawkins. Thank you.


  1. I’m kind of grossed out. It’s one of those things I wouldn’t touch doing a cleanout.
    Even if it were new in the package.

    Comment by Donzo — July 22, 2011 @ 5:27 pm

  2. I wish there were a way to describe ken’s showing us how to walk like we had a prosthesis to get out of a fight. One of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life. Yes, thanks, old boy.

    Comment by Donzo — July 25, 2011 @ 6:01 pm

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