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My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

December 3, 2010

where’s the punch bowl? i need a hit.

Nick’s not dealing with the holiday so well. He installed a bottle opener on his headboard last evening and this morning I heard his alarm, followed by “chhhsss” as the frosty cap from a bedside cooler of brews cracked.
The new roommate Kathleen still isn’t working, but shit, neither is half of America. She wants a christmas tree bad but they aint cheap in the city. She threw on a bikini and threw a wool coat on top. Went down to the lot and flashed the guy deep in a row of Doug fir’s. “You sure you can’t go a little lower?” she cooed. We got an 8 footer in the living room now and it cost her 6 bucks. She took a cab home.
Tis the season for dealing. Hope it works out for you too!

3 Comments

  1. Is this a sitcom pitch? Fire up a webcam and entertain the world!

    Comment by Lyle_S — December 3, 2010 @ 9:49 pm

  2. i can’t even blog from my phone anymore. It’s like I’m in the forgetting stage, not the learning stage of life. But glad you liked it!

    Comment by Rolston — December 6, 2010 @ 12:10 am

  3. Priceless

    Comment by Scott Noda — December 8, 2010 @ 7:21 am

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