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October 18, 2010

melon ownin’

It’s time to get on the wagon again. Nick and I were at the bar so long we were drunk and broke and could only scrape together enough change and brains to order a couple Rhode Island Ice Teas.

The bartender didn’t get the joke.

2 Comments

  1. Aren’t New Jersey Iced tea just a splash of piss from a hobo?

    Comment by Oggy — October 18, 2010 @ 11:18 am

  2. If it’s served out of an old wine bottle

    Comment by Rolston — October 21, 2010 @ 8:21 pm

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