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October 8, 2010

from the junk drawer

does anyone mind if I take a few personal days, PTO as they say, and figure out how to make better love to my woman? Or is that illegal somehow?
Things you didn’t know: The five yellow lights on the roof of my newest truck never worked, but after spending 388 bucks, they do. And if you didn’t know, those running lights are cool.
I powerwashed a house today. That is incredible fun. No one can hear me talking to myself over the sound of the gas engine turning a garden hose into 4000 psi of pressure that peels paint and gouges into wood.
The Blue Angels are practicing over the neighborhood this week. It’s Fleet Week.

2 Comments

  1. I, for one, think it’s kinda important to make the best love you can to your woman. So you just take all the time you need.

    Comment by Chris — October 13, 2010 @ 8:46 pm

  2. you’re right.

    Comment by Rolston — October 14, 2010 @ 6:58 pm

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