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September 22, 2010

you’ll have to save a different one

A 47 foot half eaten dead whale washed up on the beach last nite. By morning it had been tagged by taggers, multiple people had climbed on it’s back and pretended to surf it for photo opportunities and I myself considered how I might make some money from it. Do whales have a penis bone?

5 Comments

  1. I would rather be a chicken fucker

    Comment by poops — September 22, 2010 @ 4:45 pm

  2. blubber for sale, get yer blubber here folks! Keep your oil lamps burning, fatten your flanks to survive the winter yep it’s a comin up ya beter stock up on blubber!

    Comment by jhase — September 23, 2010 @ 12:47 pm

  3. http://nh.craigslist.org/grd/1969540121.html

    Comment by poops — September 23, 2010 @ 12:50 pm

  4. It is called a baculum. Many mammals have one, primates have one, just not humans. Rabbits don’t, otters and minks do, hyenas don’t, hedgehogs do, walruses do, whales do not have a penis bone.
    If they did the Japanese would have killed them all. The chinese hook up a sun bear to a device that milks their pancreas for that all powerful sexual stimulant, stomach acid. Drink it down.

    Comment by al — September 24, 2010 @ 7:44 am

  5. Nice extruder poop. Guy’s name is Einer? The sharks like the blubber, and much of it had been eaten off. Apparently that’s why they don’t eat us – not enough fat. Thanks for saving me a trip back to the beach with a very large knife Al.

    Comment by Rolston — September 24, 2010 @ 10:01 pm

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