My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

July 31, 2010

Pushin’ 40 but not a baby carriage. No wife no kids, just shirt and shoes. That’s service for you. Years ago a I jacked off in a cup and gave it to some young woman who spun it around and counted how many swimmers per million I had. Not enough. So I don’t have anything to bank on even.
To be a Dad you shouldn’t be self centered and right now, I think about me. I think about buying an air horn and installing it in the truck. Something loud. I’d be resentful if the next $300 bucks I had went to diapers.
Thanks for tuning in.


  1. Nice post, probably the best in a couple of months,,, very profound. I no kids either, they are expensive, and you have to constantly teach em shit.

    Comment by Mr.P — August 1, 2010 @ 1:02 pm

  2. oh calm down, jro

    Comment by sophia — August 2, 2010 @ 9:20 pm

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