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December 25, 2009

why not experiment this Christmas?

Perhaps the joy is unholy, as its derived from misapplied prescription drugs and a case of winter lager. But can it be wholly counterfeit? Why not experiment this Christmas.

The little boy asked why Santa died for our sins. It was hard to explain. Everyone in the room had forgotten themselves.

Cal, the neighbor, installed new central heating. He cut away the sheet metal to attach an air intake. “Put a blanket or something over the motor so metal chunks don’t fall in and destroy it.” That’s a fine bit of advice.


  1. Pool Heater or Atm?

    Comment by poops — December 25, 2009 @ 9:10 am

  2. you got a comment off before I got the text uploaded. I like the ATM guess. As you’ve probably read by now, it’s a central heater. Have a hella jolly Christmas!

    Comment by Rolston — December 25, 2009 @ 10:38 am

  3. merry christmas, jon. hope you are incredibly well. you’re writing has been seriously excellent in the past couple of months. hope i run into you soon!

    mewwy chwistmas,


    Comment by haley — December 25, 2009 @ 10:30 pm

  4. *your

    Comment by haley — December 25, 2009 @ 10:30 pm

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