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September 24, 2009

whoops i pissed in the sink

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The first time I saw one of these things was in a locker room at Novel Iron Works in Greenland New Hampshire. I thought it was a weird urinal, and I went over to it and unzipped my fly and stood there for a moment waiting for the pee to flow. Then I noticed a guy stopped in his tracks staring at me. It made me uncomfortable so I zipped up my fly and left the bathroom. Jason Landry explained to me later it is for washing your hands. The steel pedal at the base activates water. I had no idea.

2 Comments

  1. Nice!

    Comment by J Landry — September 26, 2009 @ 4:39 pm

  2. do you remember that? I told you after I walked out of there, and you explained it to me.

    Comment by Rolston — September 29, 2009 @ 11:55 pm

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