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July 21, 2009

tired of this

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I miss drinking in cars and alleys and alongside railroad tracks, down on an empty waterfront, up in a treefort, behind a fence in some bushes, out in a hay barn. The sad thing about adulthood is all the drinking happens in a bar. Who wants to hike into the woods just to drink a few beers?


  1. How about every adult that goes camping?

    Comment by Lyle_S — July 21, 2009 @ 5:21 pm

  2. i think that the person who was weaving on the 580 was drinking – in his car. i haven’t seen anyone weave back and forth like that in real life – ever. it was rough. i looked back and saw the headlights drift over so the car stayed in two lanes the last time i saw.

    get you a flask and start putting it in your coffee. drink at the movies, have some sauce before you go to the farmers’ market. you don’t have to limit yourself to a bar.

    but if you must, buy me a drink sometime, would you?

    Comment by n.d.p. — July 21, 2009 @ 11:11 pm

  3. Let’s get drunk in the woods after practice on Friday!!! Or more drunk as it usually goes. And eat psychedelic cholcolate!!! And sacrifice Collin to the GODZ!!!

    Comment by Doug — July 22, 2009 @ 8:05 am

  4. maybe the reason that doesnt happen more often to you is that you hate the woods.

    Comment by mims — July 22, 2009 @ 12:32 pm

  5. let’s take the ferry to angel island…there’s a secret beach there where the outdoor drinkin is real good til the tide comes in. outdoors, but with city views.

    Comment by sarah bean — July 23, 2009 @ 6:28 pm

  6. can we let our empties float out aways and try to sink them with rocks? Like we are young and don’t know about pollution?

    Comment by Rolston — July 23, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

  7. aren’t you the boy who fell over the bankin?

    Comment by poop — July 24, 2009 @ 4:37 am

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