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June 29, 2009

quadruple dutch

photo posted from my iPhone
So the Dutch girls arrived yesterday. Steve sent them out from Massachusetts. They’ll be staying for four days. I took them immediately to The Lexington bar. It’s hard to know where to take four college girls from Amsterdam when your idea of a good time includes a trip to the dump and throwing rocks at street signs. The Lexington, a lesbian bar, was packed out the door since it was Pride weekend. They aren’t lesbians so it wasn’t so much fun for them. I’ll never be a tour guide.

“What do you call ‘going dutch’ in the Netherlands?” I asked.

“Splitting the bill,” she said with a withering tone.

“Do you know what Double Dutch means?” I asked, not catching on that this was racist and offensive.

“When the man wears a condom even though the girl is on the pill,” she said.

It was news to me. We googled it. She’s right.


  1. those girls are staying with you? geeeeeeezum , looks like trouble

    Comment by rodger — June 30, 2009 @ 2:22 am

  2. Looks like they really know how to put it away, too. Did you stock up on medicinal marijuana?

    Comment by Lyle_s — June 30, 2009 @ 6:11 am

  3. steve “sent” them to you?! what is wrong with that man?

    Comment by mims — June 30, 2009 @ 6:53 pm

  4. Hope there isn’t an international incident by the end of this!

    Comment by Jim R — July 1, 2009 @ 5:36 pm

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