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all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

June 26, 2009

tonite i connect

How do edible undies work? What are you eating? An edible fabric? Is it made of fruit leather? Perhaps just the crotch is made of gum. Other than gum, very few foods are flexible enough to withstand so much movement. Bananas wouldn’t work. Sushi probably would. Or licorice. But what about the elastic waist?

If life begins at conception, could a man who has coitus with his pregnant wife be accused of child molestation?

Good night internet.


  1. your closing question is a logic riddle. in deed. it is in fact two questions that are not necessarily mutually inclusive. if a man is married and has intercourse with his wife this is one thing. you haven’t said that the wife is pregnant during their intercourse (usually after ejaculation most men call it quits for the night or at least 30minutes or so). last, the man may be a “chester” and still have intercourse with his wife – two separate events. I used to baby sit for a couple, many years later i found out that the father – who was a scout master – was a child molester but was said to have never molested his own children only those in the troupe.

    Nonetheless, I’m glad you got you some adult pu-nanny, vagingo, the soft pink taco, love muscle, cucci, the hairy wet-lips – mashin’. It’ll get you back on track for your upcoming birthday.

    Good times!

    Comment by n.d.p. — June 26, 2009 @ 12:25 pm

  2. I added in the word “pregnant” so we know we are talking about sex after conception but before birth. The rest of your comment drifts into total weirdness and wild assumption after you missed the point about sex during pregnancy being child molestation. Entertaining though.

    Comment by Rolston — June 27, 2009 @ 9:44 am

  3. i’m sorry, I wanted to be a cheerleader but I showed up and there wasn’t a game. What the ding-dong?! I love you anyway Mr. Beekeeper

    Comment by n.d.p. — June 27, 2009 @ 11:20 am

  4. you’re sweet. Thanks for the cheers

    Comment by Rolston — July 2, 2009 @ 1:58 am

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