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My Robot Is Pregnant theme song!

tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
all contents copyright Jon Rolston 2004, 2005, 2006

February 23, 2009


Fresh from the 1986 Sears catalog, the one with Cheryl Tiegs on the cover. They’re already having ’90’s parties, so I had to hurry up and get this out in the world before no one does an ’80’s party again.


  1. Them’s some unflattering outfits, for sure.

    Comment by Lyle_s — February 23, 2009 @ 7:37 pm

  2. I think I actually owned the teal blue jumper, no joke. My mom LOVES Sears. I, too, wore a white t-shirt I stole from my dad, but usually chose two different pairs of brightly colored socks with white penny loafers and a scarf tight around my head rather than yellow socks with sandals and a Pebble Flintstonesque ponytail. In retrospect, I probably looked like a Sears knockoff of one of the band members of Bananarama. Ah, the 80’s. So brightly colored. Remember Benetton circa 1986? Good times…

    Comment by jb — February 23, 2009 @ 8:36 pm

  3. lyle, ya chops back at all?

    Comment by poopies — February 24, 2009 @ 2:52 am

  4. jb, I was scared to go to your party! Hope it went well. Yes, it did look like budget bananarama in there. I just said banana rammer, and got to thinking about what that group was all about…

    Comment by Rolston — February 24, 2009 @ 1:29 pm

  5. Don’t be scared, Rolston, and it’s this Saturday, February 28th, so if you change you’re mind and grow a pair, please stop on by. I make a mean mixed CD each year and, trust me, you’ll wanna get in on that. Plus, I’ve secured a Karaoke machine. How can you resist, man?

    Tomorrow, if you’re feeling it, there’ll be a group of us at Toronado’s (547 Haight St.), celebrating my actual bd. Anytime between 7 and 10pm. Court will be there, along with some of Sandboxers. Come ’round for a drink or two 🙂

    Comment by jb — February 24, 2009 @ 10:31 pm

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