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tough guy poetry and manly stories of loneliness
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December 27, 2008

two birds

let’s hold hands again and make love like you weren’t a conquest. i won’t try to impress you, i’ll put on a corn husk mustache and farm boots and talk about plowing as i lay my weight upon you. you can mock me and tell me my crooked seeds can’t swim. “i’m jumpin’ in your swimmin’ hole nevertheless darlin'” i say and we shut up and do it.

4 Comments

  1. There was a band in Lawrence, KS in the late 80s, early 90s called Paw. They had a song called “Veronica” that I always get stuck in my head every time I see Archie comics. And Ronnie’s rack in that red sweater certainly recalls youth…

    “Veronica” by Paw.

    Jughead don’t know what he’s missin’
    That redhead don’t know what he’s got
    Betty should pick her friends a bit better
    Ronnie knows what she’s doing
    What’s hot is hot
    Yeah, what’s not is not

    Veronica
    See what she’s got on
    What you’re doin’s wrong
    Or maybe it’s too right

    She dry strokes me with her wardrobe
    Her tan shape just makes me sick
    Her profile just takes away my weak legs
    Aw, she’s so smart
    She’s a pistol

    Veronica
    See what she’s got on
    What you’re doin’s wrong
    Or maybe it’s too right
    She don’t know me
    She don’t care to see me
    Page after page i’m turnin’
    Time after time i’m burnin’

    Howdy miss Lodge, you little cock tease, clothes horse, poor little rich girl
    Why don’t you come over here, so i can raise your little skirt up, over your narrow hips,
    Oh, and spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass, spank your perfect ass.

    Your little blonde friend can join right in.

    Can you imagine
    What she smells like?
    Can you imagine, hey,
    How her skin feels?
    So well oiled
    Such a bitch, so ready
    My god, how my mind reels
    Oh, how my mind reels

    Veronica
    Hey, i’d like to make you blush
    Bet your carpets plush
    I’ve probably said too much
    You don’t know me
    You don’t care to see me
    Page after page i’m turnin’
    Time after time i’m burnin’

    Comment by Ryan — December 28, 2008 @ 10:51 am

  2. Dear Jon–

    I have looked at this post no less than 15 times since it has been posted. I love this. I love all of it.

    I used to read archie comics in the back of our station wagon when my dad picked me up after ballet lessons (which were given in a high schooler’s livingroom). He would then drive to the dump listening to car talk on the radio.

    I want to see the whole piece?
    anyway to make that happen?

    sincerely, erin

    Comment by rhubarbara anne — December 29, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

  3. I’ll scan the last one, where I combined their conversations. It isn’t really any more than what you see. Unless you mean the actual Archie comic, but that’s all cut up. They’ll be more, I’m looking to make a comic strip with non traditional backgrounds.

    Comment by Rolston — December 29, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

  4. oh, i cut out some body parts from an old playboy and put it on Veronica, but then I lost walking home last night. Someone is gonna hopefully find it on the sidewalk and have their brain blown away.

    Comment by Rolston — December 30, 2008 @ 12:57 am


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