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January 30, 2008

cruel cruel internet

Here’s another example of my being mocked by strangers on the internet.
(scroll down for the comments)


  1. well, with your plate number up there so clearly, we can at least find out your name and address. Thanks Public Records!

    Comment by girl with the glass eye — January 30, 2008 @ 9:28 pm

  2. this is what you invite when you tell the world that you are tough. you should have simply waited and punched people in the throat like i know you learned in the merchant marines.

    Comment by girl with the glass eye — January 30, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

  3. ted danson, hey at least you don’t need a hair piece.

    Comment by al — January 31, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

  4. Mocked? you fucking love the attention. hey, a link is a link and we all know what a hard-on you have for getting more hits on your site. you should send them a thank you letter and a loaf of banana bread, homo.

    by the way, I’m eating your prunes.


    Comment by Matt — February 1, 2008 @ 4:11 am

  5. another reason I love you as a roommate. if you weren’t right I’d delete your drunken comment, but it kind of made sense. I hope you shit your pants at work.

    Comment by Rolston — February 1, 2008 @ 9:27 am

  6. Well, the verdict is in. You have a ‘child molester ‘stache’!

    Comment by Lyle_s — February 1, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

  7. too many hipsters are doing it now so I grew a mass murderer beard.

    Comment by Rolston — February 1, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

  8. Good call, Rolston. I have to admit, when I walked into that bar in Dover this summer, I thought to myself, “Where the hell is Rolston? He said he was here already! Maybe Jeff Foxworthy, here, knows where he is; I’ll ask him”…

    Comment by Lyle_s — February 1, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

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